Apr
16
2014

Mozzies… Gah!

Had a rough time trying to sleep last night. There was this annoying mozzie that kept buzzing in my ear. I hate mozzies and I believe they can sense that in me. The more I shoo them away, the louder they shout at my eardrum. Their ringing buzzing sound is worse than a nagging wife. Not that I nag la, am referring to other nagging wives in general. Darling has got to count his lucky stars for I don’t nag him. I mean I do voice my displeasure at him for chewing out loud or leaving things scattered around like as if we have an invisible maid at home but I don’t nag. I just inform him lovingly, repeatedly until he gets my point :P

I have something to show you and I want you to guess what it is. Here:

mozzie

Can you guess what is that I got in between my fingers?

What?!! A booger? A BOOGER?!

Come on! What do you think I am to have such a hairy booger? I’m a lady and I don’t let unwanted hair bushing around inappropriately! Gawd forbids I wont let my booger be covered with hair! I have cute shiny booger for your information coz I’m a lady that’s why…

By the way, if you dont know what a booger is, it simply means TAIK HIDUNG or in proper BM “TAHI HIDUNG”; the thing you get after a shiokalingam session of digging your nostrils. Faham? See, you always learn something from my blog. That’s why you must keep coming back for more. I do my best to keep my lessons interesting :P

Anyway, if you still cant guess what I got squashed in between my fingers, let me show you a clearer picture.

mozzie_1
Die you mozzie! DAI!!! And tell your other mozzie friends to keep away too for I will kill ALL of you! How dare you interrupt my beauty sleep. A sleepy me is an angry me >_<

Tags: mosquito

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suituapui April 16, 2014 at 2:49 pm

I always spray when no one is in the room, say, in the afternoon, and keep the doors and windows closed. No mosquitoes when it’s time to go to sleep, switch on air conditioner earlier to change/freshen the air in the room.

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mnhl April 16, 2014 at 3:06 pm

I can understand how angry and frustrated you are with that mozzie. Already dead in your hand still have to take pic of it ! haha…..

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Christopher April 16, 2014 at 9:51 pm

How lucky the place I stayed do not have any mozzies. Lit up the king coil lor.i mean electronic one.

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Lvynana April 17, 2014 at 6:34 am

Can feel how angry u are now.

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I am a mother to two boys; Ethan and Ayden and a wife to Darling William. I'm a stay at home mum who blogs to break the monotony of life and to avoid feeling jaded. Would love to get to know all the Super Mommies and Daddies and Babies or Singles out there with the hope that we can learn more from each other. Most of all, I am a happy person, and I hope YOU are too.