Apr
5
2015

Milking the Cow

Why am I seeing so many pictures of parents bringing their kids to milk the cow on Facebook and blogs lately? Is it milking season now? So many lucky children got the luxury to travel overseas where the grass is greener and the cows are cuter. Seriously, their cows are so much better looking compared to our lembus here.

I don’t have the milk and honey to bring the boys to Australia nor New Zealand to pull some tits yet but today, Ethan got the golden opportunity to do just that right here in our own land.

Milking the cow

Ethan finding himself face-to-udder with a cow.

Milking a cow? It’s so easy. Just pull them teats and milk will sprout out. Right? WRONG! I’m a lactating cow myself and if you tell me in my face that you can pull my tits and I’ll give you milk, you’ll get a tight slap on your face. My milk is only for lil Ayden :P

Milking the cow 1

The cow seems to be a bit cranky and very dry today. No milk coming out of it.

Milking the cow 2

Sorry boy. It must be dry season for this cow now. Not a single drop of milk in that bucket…

Next time we got money we fly to Australia or New Zealand lah okay? Maybe we’ll get better luck there.

Tags: milk, milking a cow

About the Author: Merryn Tan

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suituapui April 5, 2015 at 8:35 am

They say they have it in Sabah, Desa farms…up in Kinabalu. Picit…picit…pandai Ethan! LOL!!!

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  Merryn April 6, 2015 at 12:32 am
  
  Is it Kundasang? I heard about Kundasang but never know where that is. I’ve never been to Sabah or Sarawak :(
  
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RealGunners April 5, 2015 at 8:59 am

Is this another post with double meanings?? I somehow get it but don’t get it. It is quite confusing! @.@

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  Merryn April 6, 2015 at 12:31 am
  
  It’s a post about wanting to milk a cow lor… :P
  
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mun April 5, 2015 at 8:05 pm

May you all get to go to Australia or New Zealand for a holiday soon! I have not been to both the countries either. Where is this cow? Why is there a milk bucket there also? Ethan is so sporting to pose for you when you asked him to.

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  Merryn April 6, 2015 at 12:29 am
  
  Mun, the thing is during our courting days, my hubby (then bf) and I went to Australia but we never milk any cow. LoL! Now as parents suddenly feels like it is a must. I myself have never milked any animals. I dunno if I’m brave enough to do it if the time comes. Haha.
  
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Irvine Chin April 6, 2015 at 12:14 am

lol no milk? poor boy. will be a great experience milking :D

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  Merryn April 6, 2015 at 12:28 am
  
  I wish. I wish one day my kids will be able to experience this. I wish one day I’ll be able to experience this too :D
  
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Choi Yen April 6, 2015 at 4:21 pm

Merryn’s brand milk also for the papa William, wakaka!! *RUN*

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Chloe'sMummy April 12, 2015 at 8:38 pm

Milking a cow is not as easy as it looks. I’ve tried it before…picit-picit but nothing came out haha. Quite geli also :p

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I am a mother to two boys; Ethan and Ayden and a wife to Darling William. I'm a stay at home mum who blogs to break the monotony of life and to avoid feeling jaded. Would love to get to know all the Super Mommies and Daddies and Babies or Singles out there with the hope that we can learn more from each other. Most of all, I am a happy person, and I hope YOU are too.